...Once upon a time in Mexico...
...Mientras todos tomaban Tequila, jugaban a la pirotecnia y gritaban ¡Viva México! Nosotros...
PARA CHISMORREAR TODAS LAS FOTOS:
One day at a time
When I was a boy at St. Alban's Secondary School,
the school took us on this cultural trip
to observe art at one of the...
One of those big famous London museums.
Anyway, when I was there,
I came across this statue of a Greek goddess in marble.
Aphrodi... Aphrodite, something like that.
Beautiful, she was.
Perfect female form.
Chiselled features.
Exquisite.
I stood in awe of her.
Finally, the teacher calls us all over, and I'm walking past it,
on the way I notice, in the side of this Greek goddess,
all these cracks, chips, imperfections.
Ruined her for me.
Well, that's Nikki.
A beautiful sculpture...
...damaged...
...in a way you don't notice till you get too close.
The package was irresistible.
A showstopper with a new-school brand of sexiness.
Who wouldn't get off on the way she makes heads turn?
Plus, we have so much in common.
- She's sweet, fun, original, exciting, -
Full of surprises.
Oh, and did I mention, she makes a cracking good bed.
I began to wonder,
could this be the one...
...who finally holds my attention?