My name is Alfie (Part 1)

The package was irresistible.

   
                   
A showstopper with a new-school brand of sexiness.

   
                   
Who wouldn't get off on the way she makes heads turn?

   
                   
Plus, we have so much in common.

   
                   
- She's sweet, fun, original, exciting, -

   
                   
Full of surprises.

   
                   
Oh, and did I mention, she makes a cracking good bed.

   
                   
I began to wonder,

   
                   
could this be the one...

   
                   
...who finally holds my attention?